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Gluten-Free Cinnamon Sugar Cookies


Yes, I'm very aware these cookies were not spaced out well enough.  I knew the baking sheet was too small but I was far too lazy to grab the bigger one and move the cookies.  So, the result is what you see above. Nevertheless, these cookies were pretty bomb and gluten-free!  Did I mention I haven't had gluten in over a month?  It's a new thing I've been trying out for reasons you don't need to know about, but I will say my stomach and bowel have never felt better! 

Onward, to cookies to be enjoyed by gluten and non gluten-eating people!  I used this recipe from this great blog My Gluten-Free Kitchen and made minor changes. I added cinnamon and used almond milk instead of milk milk (I don't have cow milk on hand- I can't drink that shit).  I also added sprinkles for festivity and because I'm fun. 

Makes about two dozen cookies and can easily be cut in half if you really don't want that many.  I don't know what you want but, honestly, you should just go for it and make the full batch. F*cking live a little.  



2 1/4 cups gluten-free all purpose flour blend (I've been using this Bob's Red Mill GF blend)

1 teaspoon xanthan gum

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 heaping teaspoon cinnamon (I really love cinnamon and might actually have a problem)

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 cups sugar

2 oz. cream cheese (fun fact: my local grocery store sells exactly 2 oz. portions of cream cheese for the woman on the go who just wants a small amount for her bagel)

6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted 

1/3 cup vegetable oil 

1 large egg

1 tablespoon almond milk (or milk) 

2 teaspoons vanilla extract 

more sugar/cinnamon/sprinkles for rolling dough balls in later


  1. Whisk flour, xanthan gum, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and salt in medium bowl. Set aside.
  2. Place 1 1/2 cups sugar and cream cheese in large bowl. Melt butter in a small saucepan or in the microwave and pour over sugar and cream cheese. Whisk until well combined and there are zero cream cheese lumps ("cream cheese lumps" sounds real gross). Whisk in oil then add egg, milk, vanilla and whisk until smooth. 
  3. Stir in flour mixture with a rubber spatula until a soft dough forms. 
  4. Refrigerate dough for about 30 minutes. 
  5. While dough is chilling in the fridge, pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and line two cookie sheets with parchment paper. 
  6. In a small bowl, mix about 1/2 cup of sugar, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon and sprinkles. Set aside.
  7. Use a cookie or ice cream scoop to scoop balls of dough about 2 tablespoons in size.
  8. Roll dough balls in cinnamon sugar sprinkle mixture and place on lined baking sheet. 
  9. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE AND LEAVE 2+ INCHES BETWEEN COOKIES ON COOKIE SHEET. Otherwise, you'll get a cookie mosaic which isn't the worst but not ideal. 
  10. Use the bottom of a glass or your palm and flatten the dough balls until they're a 2 inch diameter disc. 
  11. Bake 11-13 minutes until edges start to brown. 
  12. Cool on cookie sheet for 5-10 minutes then transfer to cooling rack. 
  13. Forget to tell anyone you made these and eat them all. 

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Cinnamon Sugar Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

Alright. I'm really not the biggest fan of roasted pumpkin seeds.  That's probably because I could never figure out how to get them crunchy so they would just get stuck in my teeth and I would hate everything.  Well, guess what, if you don't drench them in oil (something I would do) and bake them on a lower temp for a long time, they'll be crunchy!  So, use those seeds from your pumpkin that you decided was a good idea to buy, and roast 'em up!  These cinnamon sugar seeds are soooo addictive and make you feel all cozy and ready for the holiday season.  Take the advice of my brother- serve them with rum spiked apple cider.  You'll really, really wish you had hot apple cider, so, do yourself a favor and go get some already!


1.5 cups pumpkin seeds 

3 tablespoons butter, melted

1 heaping teaspoon of cinnamon 

1/4 teaspoon salt 

2 tablespoons sugar 

Dash of nutmeg


  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees
  2. Mix butter, cinnamon and salt in a small bowl 
  3. Place pumpkin seeds in a larger bowl and pour butter mixture over seeds. Mix up until well coated. 
  4. Spread seeds into single layer on a baking sheet and bake for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. 
  5. When the seeds are hot out of the oven, sprinkle sugar and nutmeg on top. Mix around to coat. I also sprinkle a liiiiiitle bit more cinnamon just because I love cinnamon. 
  6. Cool completely and devour all of them alone. 

Blueberry Brioche French Toast Casserole

Ever found yourself with a surplus of brioche buns that you were planning on turning into crabs for a Luau? Neat, me too. Luckily, I've done the research for both of us, and these fluffy wonders need not go to waste. Behold: the french toast casserole.

This recipe is really simple and quick. Probably quicker for you, because you're likely better at cutting cold butter than I am.


2 or 3 giant brioche rolls or the equivalent in smaller ones. Mine were from Trader Joe's. Basically, just enough bread to fill about 10 cups, okay?

6 eggs

2 1/2 cups milk. I used almond milk.

3/4 cups white sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar, packed

2 tablespoons vanilla

1/2 cup flour

3ish tsp cinnamon

1 stick butter, salted

about a 1/4 cup blueberries


  1. Grease a 9x13 pan and preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Rip up the bread into small chunks and pile em into the pan.
  3. In a bowl, mix the eggs, milk, vanilla, white sugar and 1 tsp cinnamon
  4. Pour the liquid mixture over the bread chunks and press any dry pieces into the liquid.
  5. Tuck the blueberries into the cracks between bread chunks.
  6. Mix together the flour, brown sugar, and remaining cinnamon (feel free to add a bit extra) together. Cube the butter, then mix in until it comes together somewhat.
  7. Sprinkle the butter/flour/sugar mixture over the top of the bread mixture.
  8. Bake for 45-60 minutes.
  9. Store in the fridge, tightly covered. Yay!
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Cake Balls

What's that? You made a cake for your friend's birthday and you have leftover cake scraps? Let me just help you with that. No need to be dumping perfectly precious cake in the garbage, when you can morph it into a bite-sized cake wonder. It's like re-purposing. We're into that these days, right?

Anyway, I'm going to be giving you the instructions for making a full batch of cake balls, from a whole cake intended for this, but you can tailor the ratios depending on how much cake you have to use.


1 baked 9x13 sheet cake

1 can of frosting (or the equivalent in homemade)

2 bags of semi-sweet chocolate chips (you can see in my photo that I also did some with white chocolate, but it was pure hell and I have never successfully made them with regular white chocolate chips without it getting really clumpy. I have, however, used those white melting candy discs, and that worked well.)


2 or 3 baking sheets


Note - This recipe is essentially just an exercise in living life in 30 minute increments. 

1. Bake cake per the recipe's directions. Once it's done, let it sit for about 30 minutes to cool a bit.

2. Once cool, dump the cake into a large bowl and add all of the frosting. Mix it until it's well blended and effing delicious. Refrigerate for about 30 minutes.

3. Set 2 or 3 baking sheets out on the counter. Remove cake mixture from the fridge. Scoop tablespoons of the mixture and form into balls. If at any point the mixture becomes too mushy to deal with, throw it back in the fridge for a bit. Hope you didn't have plans today!

4. Once the whole bowl has been balled up, place the sheets in the fridge for 30 minutes. 

5. With about 5 minutes left in fridge time, begin melting one bag of chocolate chips, either in a double broiler or in the microwave (usually 15 second intervals, stirring in between, works for me).

6. Remove one tray at a time for this part. Place one ball in the melted chocolate and roll it around gently with a spoon until completely coated. Remove with the spoon and place it back on the baking sheet.

7. After every 5 or so, add sprinkles. Do this until the sheet is full, then, you guessed it, place back in the fridge!

8. That's it! I'd suggest keeping them in the fridge up until the last minute before serving. They can survive for about an hour at room temp, but they'll begin to get a little messy. Happy cake balling!

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Key Lime + Grapefruit Pie

Hey, you like key lime? You like grapefruit? You like pie? Cool, cause that's pretty specific and lucky you, I just made the following pie. 

This is a very light, tart pie that's perfect for summer.  If you don't have key limes (or don't want to try and juice a bunch of tiny limes because it's kind of time consuming buuuuuut also kind of relaxing?) you can use good 'ol regular limes. Adapted from this Smitten Kitchen recipe


For Graham Cracker Crust

1 1/2 cups of finely ground graham crackers                                                                                        

3 tbsp granulated sugar                                                                                                                        

2 pinches salt                                                                                                                                        

7 tbsp unsalted butter, melted

For Filling 

1 tbsp grated lime zest                                                                                                                      

1/2 tbsp grapefruit zest                                                                                                                          

3 large egg yolks                                                                                                                                    

1 14oz can sweetened, condensed milk

1/3 cup fresh lime juice                                                                                                                            

1/3 cup fresh grapefruit juice

For Whipped Topping

3/4 cup heavy whipping cream                                                                                                          

2-3 tbsp confectioners' sugar 


  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees
  2. In medium bowl, combine graham crackers, sugar and salt.  Add butter, stir til combined and crumbs are coated.  Pour mixture into a 9" pie dish and press into the bottom and up the sides.  Use the bottom of a measuring cup or glass and press into graham crackers crust to ensure the crumbs of firmly packed. Bake crust for 10 minutes. 
  3. In a medium bowl, using a hand mixer, beat zest and egg yolks until pale in color and thick in consistency, about 5 minutes. 
  4. Add sweetened, condensed milk and beat another 3 minutes until thick. Add lime and grapefruit juice, beat until combined. 
  5. Pour mixture into graham crust and bake for anther 10 minutes until set. Let cool completely. 
  6. For whipped topping:  in a stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment, whip on med-high speed heavy whipping cream and sugar until stiff peaks are reached.  Top pie with whipped cream and chill for about 2 hours. 
  7. Eat up!